Wednesday 28 May 2014

Un peu de Pilou Pilou S’il Vous Plait!


So what would I like to see in the perfect Aviva Premiership Final?


I want to see metres made at speeds of shooting stars – terrific tackles that would sink the Titanic – off-loads oozing with outrageous opportunities – rip roaring running rugby razoring up the pitch – precise penalties piercing the skyline betwixt the posts and glorious groundings over the gain line - executed with the grace of a galloping gazelle or grist of a grizzly gorilla – I don’t mind which.


Too much to hope for?
 

Well, with not one try from Sarries in the Heineken Cup Final, you may think I am going to be disappointed.


But this is the English Aviva Premiership Final and these two top- placed teams are not only a sum of all their parts, but a sum of the parts of the other ten teams in the Premiership that they have grown with and learnt from this season as well, wittingly or unwittingly.
 

So Saints and Sarries, let’s see a smattering of their skills and qualities on Saturday too.
 
 
 

Whether it be the perseverance of the worthy Worcester Warriors, turning out week after week with their fantastic fans, putting in their best performance, wholeheartedly committing to the fray, playing as if their lives depended on the win.


Then there are Sale Sharks, masters of the surprise, able to keep everyone guessing what they might pull out of the bag each match, and if you conceded penalties, well there was always Danny Cipriani to turn the opportunity into a diamond.
 

As for Leicester Tigers – not a team to be tamed.  Their phenomenal physicality, brute strength, dogged determination, killer instinct and a defence like Colditz were always factors that required not only in-situ game plan adaptations but ingenuity, spontaneity and intelligence.


Now let’s look at Newcastle Falcons – speed, determination, enough trickery and power to prove a promising opponent and if they got opportunities to close, caused problems.


But what about gutsy Gloucester?  When they tore away, it was magic – but when the ganderflanking got going, well I think the Cherry and Whites managed to confuse their opponents maybe more than other teams!!


So what about Wasps?  Never a team to be underestimated.  Capable of causing havoc if they found a chink in their opponents’ armour.  When they found their stride they were buzzing – rocketing runs – tremendous tries and some weeks they stung more than others. 
 

Bring on Bath - the solid, dependable, top West Country team.  Nearly always in control and capable of phases of brilliance, stupendous surprises and a tangible threat, right into the dying seconds of a match. 


Then there are Exeter Chiefs – pure grit, perseverance and digging in deep in defence won them the LV Cup.  Commendable and immeasurable attributes.
 

Let’s look at London Irish who themselves are looking at new beginnings.  A shock result in the latter stages of the regular season may not have been such a shock for Irish, taking on Saracens defence for a win of 13-22.  Teams know what they are capable of and if they find the opportunity, they will grab it and show you.  Ask the Exiles!
 

And last but definitely not least - how about Harlequins?  Well how about them!!

With envious teamwork - the patience of saints – fantastic phases of play - devilish, darting footwork – confidence and belief – the speed of greased lightning and the ability to break wide and make it happen.  There are definitely skills to ‘magpie’ from this team.
 

On Saturday we will witness the culmination of our amazing Aviva Premiership and all 12 teams can be proud of their contribution to the final.
 

Take some leaves from your rival’s books Saints and Sarries, mix it up and give us some real action.
 

Pilou!!  Pilou!!


Let’s see the warriors come down from the mountain!!